In 1939 A.D., war was beginning.

Churchill: What happen?

Poland: Somebody set up us the invasion!

De Gaule: We get telegram.

Churchill: What!

De Gaule: Main radio turn on.

Churchill: It's you!!

Hitler: How are you gentlemen!!

Hitler: All ur Europe are belong to us!

Hitler: You are on the way to destruction!

Churchill: What you say!!

Hitler: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Hitler: Ha ha ha ha...

De Gaule: Britain!!

Churchill: Send off every Tank!!

Churchill: You know what you doing.

Churchill: For great justice!

Churchill: Move Sherman!

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And then they all failed, America came, kicked everyone's ass, and in 1945 the Allies marched into Berlin.

Great

HOWEVER!
That wasn't enough, to make sure this never happens again, they decided to create a new unifying world order, and on October 24th, 1945, the United Nations was born!

And so, today, October 24th, 1945, marks the 65th aniversery of such a great establishment.

So far, they've taken away our nukes, put "restrictions" on countries, and sent peace keepers to do crap in African countries with orders to not fire at anyone!

Amazing, isn't it?

Anyways, so happy 65th birthday, United Nations!

Oh, also, it's my birthday too, I'm 16 now, yay!