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Posted by squidly - May 18th, 2008


If you want to get a taste of what I've been doing for the last 2 days, and planning for the last month, then click on the link below!
The logos are at the top of my userpage, and SquidLO's (not released yet) logo is my user image!
I am sure you'll love the different play styles SquidLO and the Aleins will bring, SquidLO will use strange tactics, and focus on heavy base building. Not to mention, the units will add so much variety to the game, you just won't beleive your eyes.
But for now, enjoy the U.S. and the Satelite.

SUGGESTIONS WELCOME!
JUST PM OR COMMENT HERE!


Posted by squidly - May 5th, 2008


I'm not sure if this will do more good, or bad, but this must be told.

At 4/6/08 6:21 AM, squidly wrote: Dear Viewtiful-Chris,
It has come to the whole 13 year old population that you are giving us all a bad name. With your countless spam flashes (one which you PUBLICLY MASTURBATE) and (no offense) stupid acting!
What are you?
3?

Me, and every other 13 year old has tired HARD to build up a good reputation and destroy the stereotype that has haunted us for oh so many years. But all you do is PROMOTE IT! Did you reallise everybody hates you? The only reason I got 3 hate topics and 3 hate flashes with my name on it is because I established a successfull anit-spam organization! People respect me and think I'm a good guy.

You on the other hand have an infinite amount of topics and submissions (and an infinite more coming) in your name made out of pure hate. I ask that you show yourself some real discipline and the making of a good NG user, or the last of the people that like you, will hate you. And you are really smashing the anti-spam movement. People like BigFuzzyKitten get more users to join the KK after they view their hate flashes against you, only strengthening NG's downfall!

Either become a real man, or go masturbate somewhere else.

Sincerely,
Squidly

At 4/14/08 7:03 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: At 4/14/08 5:44 PM, squidly wrote:
: : At 4/13/08 10:33 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : At 4/10/08 7:15 AM, squidly wrote:
: : : : At 4/9/08 11:29 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : At 4/9/08 7:00 AM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : At 4/8/08 10:41 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : : : At 4/8/08 7:05 AM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : : : At 4/7/08 11:19 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Dear Squidly,
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Everybody who thinks seriously hates shitty anti-spam groups. They all fail.
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Sincerely,
: : : : : : : : : Viewtiful-Chris
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : P.S.: Newgrounds can have its downfall. The site is filled with idiots. I'd rather have it crash so I have an excuse to go on www.t3hparty.org more often.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Dear Viewtiful-Chris,
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Have you gained a chromozone or two since coming here?
: : : : : : : : You say anti-spam groups fail, now explain why we have been here for a year, and the NGPD and Elite Barracks have been here for more then two years.
: : : : : : : : And yeah the site is filled with idiots, idiots which whine when people say bad things about their flashes, people who get pissed and make a news post ON THE FRONT PAGE when they get their flashes blammed, peoplewho are hated by everybody, idiots who advertise their site by spamming the portal.
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : "Have you gained a chromozone or two since coming here?"
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Now you insult my sexuality.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Yes I am.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : I am not the cause of thirteen-year-olds getting disrespect,
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Yes you are, search your name on the search engine.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : people like you are.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Who start successful and large anit-spam organizations?
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : And stop this letter-format bullshit.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : I never did
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : By the way, have you ever heard of abandonware?
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Abandon-what?
: : : : :
: : : : : You have never heard of abandonware.
: : : : :
: : : : : I have no business with you.
: : : :
: : : : So if I didn't get any spy ware to screw up my new computer you don't have business with me?
: : :
: : : IT'S NOT SPYWARE YOU IDIOT.
: : :
: : : It's RETRO COMPUTER GAMES. Abandonware stands for ABANDONED SOFTWARE.
: : :
: : : Why the hell would I be more interested in you because you have spyware on your computer?
: : :
: : : In any case, want me to tell you about some good games? This website is crunk!
: : :
: : : www.abandonia.com
: : :
: : : I've downloaded many a great game from them. Ever heard of Sierra?
: :
: : Sorry, illegel downloads are bad, the only good download of a full game for free is one that the company approved, like Enemy Nations or the first Command and Conquer game (Tiberium dawn.)
:
: In this case, they aren't bad.
:
: All the games on Abandonia are ABANDONED, meaning that the company no longer sells them.
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: Meaning that otherwise, it is now nearly-impossible to legally get these games.
:
: If you're so afraid to download 2 MB full-versions of games from companies that no longer exist, you're more of a disgrace to 13-year-olds than I am.
:
: But hey, your boat, your float.

At 4/15/08 10:22 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: At 4/15/08 8:05 PM, squidly wrote:
: : At 4/15/08 7:55 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : At 4/15/08 7:04 AM, squidly wrote:
: : : : At 4/15/08 12:01 AM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : At 4/14/08 7:07 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : At 4/14/08 7:03 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : In this case, they aren't bad.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Hmmm.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : All the games on Abandonia are ABANDONED, meaning that the company no longer sells them.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : HMMMMMM......
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : Meaning that otherwise, it is now nearly-impossible to legally get these games.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : HMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................
.......
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : If you're so afraid to download 2 MB full-versions of games from companies that no longer exist, you're more of a disgrace to 13-year-olds than I am.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Hey! I'm not low for thinking the way I do!
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : But hey, your boat, your float.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : You got that right.
: : : : :
: : : : : Did I mention that most games on Abandonia download in less than twenty seconds?
: : : : :
: : : : : Did I mention that the quality of the downloads is always perfect, and there are NEVER any malicious things packed in, except maybe something to crack the copy protection on the game (which helps)?
: : : : :
: : : : : But whatever you do... you'll need DOSBox first. DOSBox is used to run old DOS games on a modern computer. Get it, it's totally legal and a vital program for any PC gamer.
: : : : :
: : : : : dosbox.sourceforge.net
: : : :
: : : : No offense but none of those games are good.
: : :
: : : BULLSHIT.
: : :
: : : You're saying Turok: Dinosaur Hunter isn't good?
: : : You're saying The Elder Scrolls Arena isn't good?
: : : You're saying The Colonel's Bequest isn't good?
: : : You're saying none of their brilliant puzzle games are good?
: :
: : They just don't fit my intrests.
:
: Wow. Your tastes in gaming must match every other damn thirteen-year-old out there.
:
: Ugh, I hate talking to uninteresting people like you.
:
: But in any case...
:
: Have you heard of The Party? www.t3hparty.org
:
: It was featured (in a rather tasteless way, I admit) in my infamous submission Let's Have a Party.
:
: It's a great site. Join, validate, and see for yourself. In the BBS, that is.
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: I have over two thousand six hundred posts there. It's that addictive.

At 4/17/08 7:27 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: At 4/17/08 6:50 AM, squidly wrote:
: : At 4/16/08 8:56 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : At 4/16/08 5:33 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : At 4/15/08 10:22 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : :
: : : : : Wow. Your tastes in gaming must match every other damn thirteen-year-old out there.
: : : :
: : : : Actally, I have a wide gaming library, I play Civilization, Command and Conquer, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Age of Empires, Call of Duty, Super Mario Galaxies, various old games, and other stuff.
: : :
: : : And yet you say every game on Abandonia, which is very much EVERY COMPUTER GAME MADE BEFORE 1998, isn't fun. Your "wide gaming library" doesn't account for your horrible taste.
: : : :
: : : : : Ugh, I hate talking to uninteresting people like you.
: : : :
: : : : I should stop talking right there, you're a spammer, that's worse, and I do have a good character.
: : :
: : : I am not a spammer. Also, people who make messages like THIS to me, in letter format even, generally are uninteresting borish louts.
: :
: : And the public internet masturbation was?
:
: IT ISN'T MASTURBATION, PERVERT. I was doing nothing but breathing heavily. Anyone can do that. I was neither looking at nor doing anything inappropriate. It's supposed to be called "SHOCK". When you are in SHOCK you breathe heavily. You can understand WHY I was in shock because according to the plot of the Flash, I was surprised one of my Flash got blammed.
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: You can't take a damn joke. Did you still think it was masturbation when I put it into double then quadruple then eight times then sixteen times speed? People don't masturbate in sixteen-times speed.
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: Get your head out of the gutter.
: :
: : : : : But in any case...
: : : : :
: : : : : Have you heard of The Party? www.t3hparty.org
: : : :
: : : : Don"t remind me.
: : :
: : : Why not? You've never actually BEEN THERE, have you?
: :
: : Yes I have, it doesn't look apealing, and besides I got already too amny forums to take care of.
:
: Really? Name them.
: :
: : : : : It was featured (in a rather tasteless way, I admit) in my infamous submission Let's Have a Party.
: : : :
: : : : Tasteless is not enough of a word.
: : :
: : : I get the point. You like exaggerating things.
: :
: : And spamming is not tasteless?
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: That depends on the spamming. Many people I know in real life thought *UNTITLED* and Let's Have A Party were hilarious, albeit stupid.
: :
: : : : : It's a great site. Join, validate, and see for yourself. In the BBS, that is.
: : : :
: : : : Never.
: : :
: : : It's better than the shitty Newgrounds BBS.
: :
: : If you don't like NG and it's people, why do you come here?
:
: I get a kick out of it. Besides, where else would I host my Flash?
: :
: : : : : I have over two thousand six hundred posts there. It's that addictive.
: : : :
: : : : Out of Spam?
: : :
: : : Of General posts, of News and Politics posts, of Flash discussion, written essays, military plans for raiding websites, and compilations of downloadable games.
: :
: : Flash discussion about crap submissions, written essays made out of stupidity, military plans are illegel.
:
: OH MY GOD.
:
: First off, we don't have just crap submissions, and YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING AS YOUR SUBMISSIONS ARE CRAP. (wait, do you even have any? Don't think I've checked.) Plus, we do have talented writers there, and thirdly, would the law officers care that we raided a few minor sites without denying their service? No, they wouldn't.
: :
: : : Spam does not add to your post count on The Party, and gets you banned.
: :
: : And that's why you got the spam forum right?
:
: What? What does that mean? That's why I "got" the spam forum?
:
: I think you don't understand I don't own the site. KemCab does.
: :
: : : YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. YOU KNOW WHAT'S A DISGRACE TO 13-YEAR-OLDS? PEOPLE WHO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
: :
: : You shouldn't be talking about disgraces to 13 year olds.
: :
: : : You jumped to the conclusion my posts were spam.
: :
: : They are, look at your news blog.
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: My news blog isn't spam. I just screwed up one post and didn't feel like fixing it.
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: Also on my blog I have my HALLWAYS story, which is in no way spam.
: :
: : : You jumped to the conclusion that the games on Abandonia aren't fun without TRYING a damn one of them.
: :
: : I just said they don't fit my tastes, none of the games I like are there, and I can't explain the strange appearance of several; new games to my family.
: :
: : : And I jump to the conclusion you are a judgmental bastard.
: :
: : And I jump to the conclusion that you're a peice of shit that speds all their time outside of school on a computer.
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: Guess what? I spend most of my time IN SCHOOL at a computer. Wanna know why? MY DAD AND STEPMOTHER ARE TEACHERS.
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: I've pimped the computer in his classroom with Firefox Portable, TOR, and a lot of freeware/abandonware games and of course DOSBox.
:
: Again, you have jumped to conclusions. Oh, but you stated that...

At 4/28/08 8:34 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: At 4/28/08 6:47 AM, squidly wrote:
: : At 4/27/08 10:24 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : At 4/27/08 10:16 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : At 4/27/08 10:09 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : At 4/27/08 9:52 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : At 4/27/08 9:30 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : : : At 4/26/08 3:51 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : : : At 4/18/08 7:43 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : : : : : At 4/18/08 6:42 AM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : At 4/18/08 12:08 AM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : At 4/17/08 11:17 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : : : : : : : I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!
: : : : : : : : : : : : Put that in your head. What are you?
: : : : : : : : : : : : George W. Bush?
: : : : : : : : : : : : Blaming others for your stupidity?
: : : : : : : : : : : : Trying to make your actions sound smart instead of the stupidity they really are made of?
: : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : Stories aren't supposed to be front page posts.
: : : : : : : : : : : : You don't make a crap submission of you in "shock" because your other crap submission got blammed.
: : : : : : : : : : : : And you say you spend your time at school ON A COMPUTER!
: : : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : : You are the saddest excuse for anything I've ever seen in my whole life.
: : : : : : : : : : : : Please, either change your ways or GTFO.
: : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : You tell me to GTFO but you have never unraveled the mystery of The Colonel's Bequest?
: : : : : : : : : : : Blown the hell out of everything that moves in MDK?
: : : : : : : : : : : Experienced the raw action joy of Tyrian 2000?
: : : : : : : : : : : Felt the classic labyrinthine confinement of the Zork games, or any classic Infocom software?
: : : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : : Hell, have you even ever played an MUD?
: : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : : So the fact that your a total looser/nerd means you can stay?
: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : We are all losers and nerds.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Everybody knows that
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : You didn't know that?
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Yes I did.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Tom Fulp himself is obviously a nerd, we still like him though. He's a fan of Neo Geo, that's what he named the site after! We're ALL nerds!
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Tom Fulp is one step below Bill Gates in being a nerd.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : At least the serious members here are.
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : You don't understand what I said did you?
: : : : : : : : You feel that just because you're a complete nerd you can stay here, and that the fact that you're the biggest asshole ever to walk the earth doesn't matter at all.
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : I'm not the "biggest asshole ever to walk the earth".
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Only Assholes say that.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : Seriously, I'm not.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : Yes you are.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : : Besides, there's not much earth I walk! I've never been outside the state I was born in, and I hardly ever leave my house except for school and when my family forces me to!
: : : : : :
: : : : : : So your one of those big blobs of fat which can't move from their chair right?
: : : : :
: : : : : You've seen JEM!
: : : :
: : : : You mean the biggest peice of shit ever to hit NG ever since "B"?
: : : :
: : : : : Do I look fat, no really, do I?
: : : :
: : : : No, you look like a skinny loser.
: : : :
: : : : : I'm actually dangerously underweight.
: : : :
: : : : Because you don't work out.
: : : :
: : : : : Use some logic. If you've seen me, and I don't look fat, THEN I'M NOT FAT.
: : : :
: : : : But you forgot about the loser part.
: : :
: : : Well, hey...
: :
: : Words of giving up.
: :
: : : Whatever I am, I'm certainly more mature than you.
: :
: : And that's why you don't have any friends and your next submission will be called "MDKBZKbyVC+KC"
: :
: : : You're going out of your way just to make me change my opinion of myself. Well... that's not working...
: :
: : I'm trying you to get you to change your ways and stop being an embarrassment to us all.
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: The embarrassment to all is the intolerant and judgmental. That is not me.
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: Also, I'm naming my next submission MDKBZKbyVC+KC
:
: because...
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: MDKBZK is the name of the original ending video from the game MDK. BZK stands for Billy Ze Kick, the cover artist.
:
: by is self-explanatory.
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: VC+KC is for Viewtiful-Chris and KemCab, the authors.
:
: Is there anything immature in that?

At 4/29/08 10:27 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: At 4/29/08 10:13 PM, squidly wrote:
: : At 4/29/08 9:52 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : At 4/29/08 5:01 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : At 4/28/08 10:31 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : At 4/28/08 8:50 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : At 4/28/08 8:46 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:
: : : : : : : At 4/28/08 8:42 PM, squidly wrote:
: : : : : : : : So kinda like:
: : : : : : : : Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 01
: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Right?
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Another reason thirteen-year-olds are so looked down upon is because they make bullshit derailments of conversations to other random completely unrelated subjects.
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : I am not guilty of that charge.
: : : : : :
: : : : : : You are the one who switched the conversation to your shitty little game site.
: : : : :
: : : : : It's not shitty. It has hundreds of classic DOS games, all for free and with very fast download speeds.
: : : : :
: : : : : And an active community with prize giveaways and special services.
: : : : :
: : : : : And accurate reviews and screenshots. It has everything.
: : : :
: : : : Yes, a retro-retards paradise.
: : :
: : : I guess so, if you consider enjoying old games "retarded".
: :
: : Old games are good, but then again there are the bad ones.
:
: So I just download a few dozen, quickly stop playing the ones that suck, and enjoy the good ones!
:
: It only takes about five seconds for each game :P

Then it switches to me saying happy pico day in a good spirit, in which he replies "yeehaw."


Posted by squidly - April 30th, 2008


To have a good Pico Day!


Posted by squidly - April 16th, 2008


I hate it when something like this happens!
World in Conflict stole Red Alert's opening scene and plot!
Oh noes they say that they were "influenced"! Well that means we can't sue them now! Lets all forget any diffreneces and lets all make $50 million OFF OF SOMEBODY ELSE'S IDEA!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Red Alert was an amazing game! You never steal from good game! Or else you get one fan, really, really, pissed! I am now going to critisize the living shit out of World in Conflict for the rest of this whole entire post!
Red Alert 2 opens with Russia sending everything they got at the U.S., World in Conflict begins with the Cold War never ending so they decide to invade!
Similarities?
I think so!
Not only that but they even have the opening scene the same!
Even with the APC's coming out of the water and even the box art!
IT'S NO FRICKING COINCIDENCE THAT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS IN THE WHOLE GAME!

Look for yourself (and lets make use of this new video input thing!)

Red Alert 2 (the original.)

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/* */
World in Conflict (high budget copy)

World in Conflict (high buget copy)


Posted by squidly - March 16th, 2008


That the world is perfect?
There is no room for improvement?
The world needs a hero?
That you aren't the champion?
That Pluto didn't deserve being exiled from the system?
That you are the system?
That the truth isn't in your grasp?
That irony is ironic?
That conspiracies are true?
That they where wrong?
That you where wrong?
That the last question will never come?
That as long as we live, we will not live it to the maximum?
That your body controls your brain?
That we aren't here?


Posted by squidly - March 16th, 2008


Basically a new game that's well into production that I will not drop at all costs is coming. Basically in this game the world is really well into the idea of becoming total green and so the World Green Federation (WGF) was established. But these guys are so into becoming green that they forgot all about world peace, a group of people realizzed this and made the World Peace Assosciation (WPA.) So here we are 200 years into the future. Half the world has been completely greenafied and falls under the control of the WGF, the other half is peacefull (but used to be war torn) and falls under the power of the WPA. The WGF wants to start greenafying the other half of the world but the WPA sees this as an invasion. So "to protect their land" they invade the U.S.A, and so starts the third world war.


Posted by squidly - February 18th, 2008


Basically in the game the giant meteor which is supposed to destroy the earth in 2012 was actually sent by aliens. Just as the evil people in black where about to anihilate the white guys from a very long time ago. So in the middle of this was repereation which where on the evil peoples side. And earth was about to land the first people on mars when sudden;y the metor hit and they got destroyed. And the thing is that as soon as the people would land on mars they would discover the evil black people and they where the only ones which could stop them because they had carried some deadly germs which could kill the black people and save the white people (I know this is starting to sound really racist but I can't think up any better colors.) So the white people knew this so they built the meteor in 2007 and sent it to them. So the Earth people knew the end was nigh so it launched a next space race to get to mars (which was the only inhabitable planet left that they knew of.) So the black guys wanted to kill the white as an act of revenge and so they could steal their planet. The repreation knew that if they join the black people they would be unstoppable, but it would be really evil, and to show that they where sorry that they got into a war a very long time ago with them. But in the repreation there was some people who thought that they should help the white people because of a prophecy that said that they would have their time and it would be best to join them. The other half thinks that's a load of B.S. and that the prophecy wasn't true and eve if it was, it had already happened to them before recorded time. So they broke up, the neo federation turned green and joined the white, the old republic turned red and joined the black.


Posted by squidly - February 3rd, 2008


HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? WE HAD A PREFECT SEASON EXCEPT FOR ONE STINKING THING!


Posted by squidly - January 29th, 2008


I just handed a friend of mine (monikero) the job of finishing up a blobwork crimson, if he says yes, I got a new partner in flash, if he says no, then I geuss not.

And while I wait for his reply I'm working on a new kinda strategic game where you can edit anything from the weather, to how your guys dress, to the music.


Posted by squidly - January 22nd, 2008


Yes I have decided to make a sequel to a blobwork orange, I will continue where the last left off and I hope to make it way longer and more enjoyable.