Chapter 7
This is a chapter.
"Ready."
The Sheriff was training his police force how to fire their weapons.
Since they where that damn stupid.
"Aim!"
Yeah, people can be that stupid.
"Fire!"
Everybody fired all at once. Including officer. Retardo. Who shot a gasoline barrel.
Which exploded.
Yeah.
"Well that finished them."
"Sheriff, the Warden wants to see you."
"O rly?"
"ya rly!"
"NO WAIII!!!!"
"YEH WAIII!!!!"
"R U SHUR?"
"SHUR IM SHUR!"
So after that was done he went to the Warden's office.
He knocked on the door.
"Who is it?"
"It's me suprise!"
"Get your ass in here!"
"Sir yes sir."
Well he went in.
"As you know there was a prison break in Canada a couple of days ago."
"And..."
"We captured most of the convicts. But there is one which we never found..."
"And"
"His name is Epic."
"O rly?"
"Don't start that with me."
"Sorry."
"So we found out that he should be somewhere in la la land."
"O rly?"
"GODDAMMIT STOP SAYING THAT!"
"Sorry."
Now I want you to go and find em."
"O rly?"
"ONE MORE FUCKING O RLY THEN I WILL GET A FUCKING OWL TO PECK YOUR FUCKING BRAIN OUT!!!!"
"Sorry."
"And then you kill him."
"O-"
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!"
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